Monday, January 12, 2009

frustrationatitsfinest


hello,andwelcometomypieceofcrapcomputer.yeah,thisiswhathappenswhenyoutrytotypewithalaptopthatdoesntbelieveinspaces.notonlydoesthespacebarnotwork,butneitherdoesthedeletekey,tab,orscrollbars.awesome.letsjustsay...imfrustrated.

whatgoodisacomputerifyoucanttypeonit!imgoingcrazy.nottomention,imareallylazytypersogenerallyiusethedeletekeyoften.maybethisissupposedtobealessontoteachmetoslowdownandnotusethedeletekeyasoften.well,lessonover.imdonelearningandithinkyouremethodofteachingsucks.

ivebeenusingalotofgooglelately,mainlybecausegoogleisprettysmartandusuallyknowsthatwhenitypelikethiswithallofmywordstogetheritseparatesthewordsoutforme.howniceofgoogle.

ialsojustdiscovered(whilewritingthis)thatmyapostrophekeysdontworkeither.fantastic.

iinitiallytriedtoself-diagnosetheissue.ithoughtmaybeiwouldstumleacrossawebsitewherepeoplehadsufferedfromthesameRIDICULOUSLYANNOYINGPROBLEMthatiamcurrentlyexperiencin
g.istartedbysearchingthingslike(ispilledwateronmymac)or(macbookkeyboardnotworking)etc.thisleftmewithsomesolutionsthathadworkedforusersinthepast,butiwasnthavingmuchluck..naturally.

fromhereisearched(myspacebardoesntwork)andtheresultsmademelaugh.therewereseveralpostsfromothermoronslikemyselfwholiterallysearchedthesamething,minusanyspaces.ihadtolaugh.(goahead,lookitupforyourself)

oh,whoamikidding.thispostisjustmakingmedizzy.surelynobodyisstillreadingthis.ifso,pleasemakeanappointmentwithyoureyedoctor.ifeelsorryforyou.

itriedtakingmymacbookintothelocalapplestoreforservicebutapparentlyihavetomakeanappointment,asifthisshellofplasticandmetalweremychild.needlesstosay,ilefttheapplestoreintearswithnoresolve.

atthispointiamtryingthistheorycalled*wait*.yeah,yousee,imthinkingthatmaybeifi*wait*theproblemwilljustcorrectitself.untilthenihaveresultedincopyingspacesthatiseeonapageandpastingitwherenecessary.

gladipaidoveragrandforthispiece.thanksforspillingthewaterbingo.thanksforbeingsopopularapplethatyouretoobusytohelpmeinmytimeofneeduntilsaturdaynightat8pm.andthankstothepersonimborrowingspacesfromuntilicangetmyown.muchappreciated.


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