Things I Don't Understand...

There are some things in this world that I'll never understand. No matter how hard I try, I just don't get it. Please, help me understand:

• Grown women who wear pigtails, especially when your hair is long enough for an age-appropriate pony tail
• Large women with tiny purses
• People who legitimately use the word "ain't"
• Mullets... seriously?

More to come...