An Open Letter to the Tooth Fairy

My mom called me today to read me a letter she found stuck in between some old VHS tapes or something.  Enjoy...

Dear Tooth Fairy,

I went to the dentist today and he pulled two teeth, but those teeth were rotten, so I could not keep them.  His helper gave me one fake tooth but I want to keep that one, so I am writing you this letter for two dollars because he pulled two teeth.

Love,

Kate

A)  I've never had a fake tooth, ever.

B)  I'm obviously trying to con the tooth fairy into giving me $2 instead of $1.

C)  Why did I sign "love" Kate?  It's the tooth fairy, not my Grandma.

D)  My mom assured me that I did get my $2 after all.