On the way home from the gym tonight A' told me a funny story. I'm still cracking up about it. Something is wrong with this kid...
Last week in one of his classes he had a big test that he had been stressing himself out about. As he sat in the classroom waiting for class to start he heard some of the freshmen in his class (yes, he is unfortunate enough to have class with freshmen) talking behind him and cracking up about something. As they kept laughing he got more and more irritated, and then he smelled a fart. He quickly realized that the kids behind him were farting and laughing about it. Classic. Normally A' would just ignore nonsense like this but apparently he was in rare form today and quickly whipped around to give them a piece of his mind. The following dialogue is priceless...
A: "Hey!? What the hell's wrong with you!?
(Freshmen starring in shock...)
A: "Did YOU shit your pants?!?" (pointing ferociously towards one of the no longer laughing kids)
A: "Huh!? Did you?!!"
(Kid, frightened to death, rapidly shakes his head no)
A: (towards the other culprit) "Did YOU shit your pants?!?" (pointing his finger in the other kids face)
Neither kid responded, just starred in shock. As he turned around wondering what he would have done if one of them actually said "yes" he heard another student a few rows over whisper "What's wrong with him?!"
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!! For those of you who don't know A', this is NOT typical behavior for this man. Well, maybe when he was 17, but he's definitely not 17 anymore, nor does he ever feel it necessary to make a scene when people fart around him. When he told me this story I was crying I was laughing so hard. Whew. That's a good laugh. After all was said and done he passed his test with flying colors. His instructor even said he did an "excellent job". He's much less stressed now as well, so that's good.
Just don't fart around him when he's stressed out and expect to get away with it.
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